the ___________ one

Sources have confirmed this morning that I have ___ been making a best effort at being a productive contributor to the blogosphere. The combined effect of self-ruin packaged in the fun and exciting disguise as The Sims 2, coupled with excruciating tree-culling capabilities needed to print and reprint lecture notes are responsible for this tragedy.

Most important of all, there have been no new developments and I refuse to succumb to the temptation of commenting on fugitive JI leaders, even if I am right now writing an essay on the JI. Six books from the central library are guests in my bedroom and although the deadline is four days away they have remained as yet unopened by me. I am not going to be the Straits Times' tool at appearing in touch with the internet - a "netizen". No MSK (abbreviation deliberate) discourses for the moment.

__________. The blanks are here as a type of code. Not of the morse variety. But still a code of equal credibility especially since it has been invented for the sole purpose of letting _____ know that this post is for ___. This is my version of what people like to term a "shout out" even when no actual shouting our outing is involved.

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